10 Ways to Stop the Worlds Most Evil Dog
 Just shoot it with an arrow you fucking dumbshit.
 It's only ever been a “bad dog”. It just needed to be called a good boy.
 Name level Monk must deploy the Quivering Bellyrub; purifies the dog's toxic chakra.
 Find the world's only Good Cat.
 Teach it archery. Sounds like a terrible idea, but it's a good outlet. The dog's really just bored.
 Find it's master. The dog ran away. It's owner is the kindest old lady you'll ever meet.
 Slip a magical Collar of Reverse Alignment around its neck.
 You must call the celestial dog-catcher down from heaven.
 Witch needs to brew a potion of eternal sleep and mix it with a treat. The dog can smell poison but it likes drugs, so after it eats it the dog will go curl up somewhere and sleep forever.
 Let it gnaw on the handle of the Sword of Truth. It feels bad about it- the first time it ever felt remorse. The handle of the sword will always be a bit slobbery though.