10 Ways to Stop the Worlds Most Evil Dog
[1]
Just shoot it with an arrow you fucking dumbshit.
[2]
It's only ever been a “bad dog”. It just needed to be called a
good boy.
[3]
Name level Monk must deploy the Quivering
Bellyrub; purifies the
dog's toxic chakra.
[4]
Find the world's only Good Cat.
[5]
Teach it archery. Sounds like a terrible idea, but it's a good
outlet. The dog's really just bored.
[6]
Find it's master. The dog ran away. It's owner is the kindest old
lady you'll ever meet.
[7]
Slip a magical Collar of
Reverse Alignment around
its neck.
[8] You must call the celestial dog-catcher down from heaven.
[9]
Witch needs to brew a potion of eternal sleep and mix it with a
treat. The dog can smell poison but it likes drugs, so after it eats
it the dog will go curl up somewhere and sleep forever.
[10] Let
it gnaw on the handle of the Sword of Truth. It feels bad about it-
the first time it ever felt remorse. The handle of the sword will
always be a bit slobbery though.
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