[1]
'Noblin. Shittier version of a goblin; about the size and smarts of a
rat, but somehow more pathetic. Steals small items, tips over small
objects, spreads crumbs, peel chips of paint, and do other annoying
things around the house. Some claim are the reincarnated spirits of
goblins who didn't do enough evil.
[2]
Pixie. Very small, agile, annoying creatures that like to prank you
and cast minor hexes. Live in the forests and sometimes lure people
away with ghostly lights.
[3]
Astral Bunny. Very cute, glowing bunny rabbit. Well liked by Wizards
and apprentices, until it tears up their reagent garden and destroy
all of their mana-rich plants. Need a magic trap or dog to hunt
these, or Cloudkill
their whole burrow.
[4]
Repeater Raven. Loud cawing raven that screams a random word or
phrase. This word or phrase will repeat in your head over and over
until you can find a situation to use it in conversation. Whispering
it or saying it to yourself doesn't work. Deals -1d4 Charisma damage
if you take more then a day to say the phrase, but is restored as
soon as you say the repeated phrase.
[5]
Prismatic Mantids. Tiny, tiny preying mantis creatures that live on
colorful flowers. Have a million different species, each with the
exact same color as the flower they live on; go extinct all the time.
Annoying because you can't see them before they snip at your finger
and give you a tiny little cut if you tried to grab their flower.
[6]
Sky Manta-Ray. Their bottom is light blue as the sky and can simulate
clouds. Bumps into wizard towers all the time and come tumbling to
the ground, or accidentally fly into open windows and get stuck in rooms.
Die if they touch anything.
[7]
Zamberloon. One eye, one tooth, one arm, one leg; bright purple. Try
to saw the limbs off newborn infants, but thankfully too weak to do
that even if they manage to hop in through the window. Still injuring
infants with little bites and sometimes makes them sick. Rumors of
huge ones that live far away that rip and stomp apart men.
[8]
Splintercat. Extremely fast cat that slams into trees headfirst,
causing splints and branches to fly off everywhere, but leave the
tree still standing. Said to always have a bad headache because of
this. If you piss one off, it will charge at you at such speed it
does 2d6 damage and ruin your armor.
[9]
Shattercat. Closely related to a Splintercat; said to suddenly burst
forth from a tree when a lumberjack hits it with his axe; causing
splinters to rain down on him. Many believe these two to be the same
species; the Shattercat merely being a nesting or nursing
Splintercat.
[10]
Ratlisk. Basilisk mixed with a rat; snake that slithers around with a
rat's head. It's glare can kill anything with >1 HD; humans and
bigger are only stunned for a round instead. Eats housecats.
[11]
Shutlid. Elastic muscle-like creature mixed with a slug. Grows inside
of treasure chests, drawers, and pots and sticks itself to the lid,
making it nearly impossible to open. Takes 3 or 4 of the strongest
men in the village with iron prybars to open up something it nests
in.
[12]
Chickenfox. It's a fox that is wearing a chicken's costume. Nobody
knows if foxes are actually smart enough to make a costume like that,
of if it's the work of some forest spirits or something else. Live
among chickens, slowly dwindling their numbers as the farmer is
confused as to what is killing his chickens. But sometimes it's tail
pokes out and it doesn't lay eggs; so attentive farmers can figure it
out.
[13]
Rust Puppy. It's a cute little red doggy that likes to play with
magic wands, swords, armor, scrolls, and destroy them. Can actually
damage and drain these items of their enchantments. Immortal dogs
that are ignored by most creatures; if fed enough magic items can
actually grow into an adult Rust Dog and be trained to use its nose
to sniff out magic. Popular pets among Wizards.
[14]
Invisible Fleas. Fleas that cause instant itching sensation,
invisible, jump from creature to creature. Not very dangerous unless
quarantined on one being; itching sensation will get so intense and
bites will get so common as to cause insanity and health loss. Can be
killed by invisible pesticide.
[15]
Pillow Bogey. Imp that lives in pillows and beds; comes out at night
to spread rheum
around your
eyes, mat your hair, and give you bad breath. You get rid of them by
literally beating your pillows until they run out.
[16]
Iron-Dick Beetles. Beetles that hibernate every few years and, during
mating season, swarm outside. Climb onto rocks, bricks, anything hard
enough to slam their iron-tipped penises and create a very loud,
annoying noise. They do this to attract mates. Absolutely despised
for both the loud noise and because they damage and destroy ceramic
tiles, masonry, and cobbelstones.
[17]
Ontoppers. Invisible spirit creatures that like to stack and balance
rocks on top of high places and pointy roofs when nobody is watching.
Sometimes the rocks fall down and injure people or break things, so
to appease the spirits people in villages that have them make small
cairn stones that the Ontoppers can play with.
[18]
Black Laughter. Wispy spirit that gathers to places of tragedy,
funerals, and sacred places. Makes low, whispering laughter to get
people to accuse each other of laughing and mocking the sacred.
Wizards like to catch them for use in alchemy.
[19]
Hydrelephant. Huge filter feeding 'mass' that lives in rivers and
swamps. It's paper thin and transparent, so whenever living creatures
get near it it swells up to a huge size and spits water at them.
Despite being as big as an elephant and shooting water strong enough
to knock over a fully grown man, it's not really dangerous unless it
knocks you downstream.
[20]
Boggarts. Creatures that live in darkness and eat dust; usually hide
within closets or inside cabinets. They cannot stand light, so if
someone opens their hiding place they'll take the form of a creature
that scares people and jump out, so they can run away and dissipate
safely. Lesser boggarts take the form of things like goblins, snakes,
big spiders, imps and so on, but cannot actually hurt people. It is
said there are some boggarts that can actually shapeshift into very
dangerous creatures.
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