Art @crocosec |
HD-
1d8
AC-
Base 10, Max 16
You are a warrior
cock. Hailing from a fierce culture, you are trained in the art of
the blade, dueling, and honor. You fight without a master, so you fight for yourself. You seek multiple wives, which are a requirement for societal
advancement in your culture. The entrenched nobility of your land
makes this difficult, and so you wander. As an avian creature, you
take a maximum of 1 damage per damage dice dealt from a fall, or none
if you have time to glide to safety. You are also fast and your
reflexes let you always win ties on initiative rolls.
You're proud, and
a bit of a materialist. Luxury is a part of your personality so you can't do
without, which is probably why the adventuring life appeals to you so
much. When wearing fashionable and comfortable clothes you get +1 to AC and saves.
If you have given a sizable gift, usually jewelry, to all of your
wives you get another +1 AC until something besmirches your
reputation, or if even one wife becomes discontent with you. Pocket
money given to your spouses counts as 'spent' for the purposes of
gathering XP.
You're charming.
You count as having +1 to all checks and rolls to woo, seduce, and
charm anybody. You're also trained in etiquette and can freely speak
with the proper respect and formality to nobility, making it unlikely
for you to offend anyone of high class without intending to. Increase
this bonus by +1 at levels 5 and 10. You roll reaction checks as
normal as based on your Charisma- meeting people in the field is a
whole different experience.
At levels 2, 4, 6,
and 8 you get +1 to hit with all weapons.
At levels 4, 7,
and 10 you get +1 damage with all weapons.
Your minimum HP is
5.
You are skilled at
duels. Formal duels, such as fencing between nobles; or informal
duels, such as when paired up with the orcs' champion, his troops
watching but not allowed to interfere, both count. You lose your
bonuses if somebody jumps in and ruins the duel. Once per duel, you
may put yourself in an advantageous situation over your foe, giving
you advantage on your next attack or roll.
In order to level
up, you must take a wife. All wandering cocks like yourself are
fiercely polygamous, but this doesn't necessarily mean you don't love
or care for your wives any less then anyone else. You must take a
wife each level, but are not so heartless as to need to “replace”
them if any of them were to die or be separated from you. You'd need
to have or have taken at least 9 wives to get to maximum level.
All wives must be married to you in the traditions and customs of
that land.
At
10th
level, you become a Proud
Cock. Beyond the urge to
settle down with your many lovers; your family will generate 1d4
speckled eggs that will one day hatch into young roosters- your sons.
Your wives will still have normal children too, but weird fantasy
genetics may have a few surprises. Your pride also increases,
sometimes to the point of parody. The more ridiculous of an entrance
you make, attended by servants, throwing confetti, a custom fanfare
and so on will grant you more bonus AC. Up to including reaching your
cap while fighting totally naked. You also become a master duelist,
and can now once per battle know with absolute accuracy what your foe
will do in the next combat round.
There
is also rumor of Fierce and Proud Hens, stunning warrior women who sweep young
virginal men off their feet to serve them as devoted husbands. This
is rightly thought of as a rumor, and clearly is just some young woman's ridiculous power fantasy.
I love how off the wall your classes are.
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