Conjures forth a sugary mass. The mass is in the shape of small birds, and can be used as a ration for one person. Relying on this spell for a second day in a row causes stomach aches, dehydration, and poor health. Every day you use this for rations sequentially deal 1 damage to your Constitution score. If you want nourishing food from magic, turn to a Cleric.
If the caster of this spell is very high level or fails casting this spell somehow, consider the spell having a small chance to summon a 1st level Peep man.
This spell allows the caster to emit a trembling little noise that causes animal attackers to hesitate. This only works if the caster is physically smaller then the animal and doesn't fight back. Powerful animals get a saving throw to ignore the effect, and intelligent animals aren't effected at all.
This spell works on any nonmagic item or piece of equipment. It magically and invisibly transforms the item into a cheaper, shittier version of itself. Your armor has mismatching straps and is clearly made of several inferior alloys not melted together fully; leaving splotches all over it. Your weapon is dulled on one end and has nails in the shaft to prevent the wood from splintering, etc. The weapon or armor gets -1 to attack rolls or your AC, and will break on a roll of 1 with a weapon or armor/shield breaks on a roll of 20 made by an enemy attack against it.