Orc Song Generator

“We're The Orcs! We're....”

[1] The Mighty Orcs!”

[2] Hungry Orcs!”

[3] Great-Tusk Orcs!”

[4] Widow Makin' Orcs!”

[5] The Fighting Orcs!”

[6] Sun Hatin' Orcs!”

[7] The Meanest Orcs!”

[8] Sow Fuckin' Orcs!”

“Let's...

[1] Kill Elves! Cut off their little 'bells'!”

[2] Smash Dwarves! Break their magic swords!”

[3] Capture Men! They'll never see the sun again!”

[4] Hunt Beasts! Steal their bloody fleece!”

[5] Take Food! We'll eat fat 'till next moon!”

[6] Raze a Farm! Go out to do harm!”

[7] Sack a Temple! Feel the weak-gods tremble!”

[8] Slay the Weak! Suffer not the meek!”

“Then...

[1] Take it down below, still more work to go!”

[2] Spill blood, until our job is done!”

[3] March as we must, sleep until the dusk!”

[4] Sharpen our swords, ready to end some lords!”

[5] Pound our steel, so we can earn our meal!”

[6] Beat our slaves, we'll laugh for days!”

[7] Get drunk, and go wallow in some muck!”

[8] Leave from the light, and mate all night!”

The song is punctuated by-

[1] Wild laughter!

[2] Shrieks of bloodlust!

[3] The crack of a whip!

[4] Moans of frustration!

[5] Clanging of metal!

[6] Clapping of hands on flesh!

[7] Stomping of hooves!

[8] Blowing of a battle-horn!